I was not meant to be tumblr famous

kreativedragon:

teamfreekickass:

teamfreekickass:

I mean you got

Perchu (Moreo guy): 

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Jakemlik (fruit roll up cock block:image

Pizza: (not anymore)image

tyleroakley:

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AND THEN THERE IS ME:image

Spoken-not-written

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egberts

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troyesivan

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and a year later…there is still…me

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I’d still save you first if the ship was sinking.

dutchster:

fat-amy-for-president:

albamentum:

drunktrophywife:

being a girl is really fucking expensive

hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR YOUR DATES

hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR OUR TAMPONS, PADS, ULTRA SOUNDS, PAP SMEARS, OB/GYN VISITS, BRAS, CLOTHES, MAKE UP, HAIR PRODUCTS TO GO ON DATES WITH FUCKERS LIKE YOU?

[cricket sounds]